My contribution to the Mustache-o-Thon

An original rap.


Listen up ladies and gents i gotta tell you really quick
that i’m sportin’ somethin’ special and i know you’ll think it’s slick
Had a plethora to choose from and i think you’ll like my pick
It’s the winner of the moustache-o-thon moustache-growin’ schtick

(i got a mustache)
it’s hair grown on the upper lip
(i got a mustache)
no matter which i sport, it’s hip
(i got a mustache)
if you don’t like it get a grip
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache

When i started with my lip hair, couldn’t decide which to choose
there’s the porn-star, there’s the trucker and, of course, the fu-manchu
There’s the Dali, twisted upward, and the handle-bar’s good too,
There’s the toothbrush and the walrus and the ever-fine horseshoe.

(i got a mustache)
the ladies think it's really fly
(i got a mustache)
and i dont even need to try
(i got a mustache)
it's so damn good it makes you cry
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache

I’m gonna wrap it up right here, i gotta finish up my song
but my stache is so amazing that i know i can’t go wrong
it’s okay, i know your jealous but please try to play along
it’s the most amazing rap you’ve heard this mustache marathon!

(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache (fade out)

(The last part should be accompanied by a
raise the roof-type dance move)