Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

My contribution to the Mustache-o-Thon

An original rap.


Listen up ladies and gents i gotta tell you really quick
that i’m sportin’ somethin’ special and i know you’ll think it’s slick
Had a plethora to choose from and i think you’ll like my pick
It’s the winner of the moustache-o-thon moustache-growin’ schtick

(i got a mustache)
it’s hair grown on the upper lip
(i got a mustache)
no matter which i sport, it’s hip
(i got a mustache)
if you don’t like it get a grip
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache

When i started with my lip hair, couldn’t decide which to choose
there’s the porn-star, there’s the trucker and, of course, the fu-manchu
There’s the Dali, twisted upward, and the handle-bar’s good too,
There’s the toothbrush and the walrus and the ever-fine horseshoe.

(i got a mustache)
the ladies think it's really fly
(i got a mustache)
and i dont even need to try
(i got a mustache)
it's so damn good it makes you cry
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache

I’m gonna wrap it up right here, i gotta finish up my song
but my stache is so amazing that i know i can’t go wrong
it’s okay, i know your jealous but please try to play along
it’s the most amazing rap you’ve heard this mustache marathon!

(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache
(i got a mustache)
i got a mustache (fade out)

(The last part should be accompanied by a
raise the roof-type dance move)

Friday, March 27, 2009

excerpt from MY conversation with nathan....

nathan: i like how only black people say "Foolishness"




god i love that boy.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

...........................................................

You're crawlin',
things can only get better, boy
Your life can shine in front of you
It catches up with all of us
On certain afternoons

Times are changin' you know that.
God knows what you were you were thinking of.
Everybody's watchin',
they cant destroy you enough.
I try to figure out, (figure out)
the rules of this or that game.

ooo ooo
I feel for you.
So take your time.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

you know what's bullshit?

doing a favor for someone that you dont particularly even want to do, and then getting criticized on how you do it. Fuck that.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

It's Official!!!

Things are looking up! Did I get a job? well, no. but i do have something to do with my time now, and it will lead to a job, that's for sure!

I've signed up for my PADI Instructor Development Course (IDC).


It begins on the 3rd of April and runs through the 22nd, at which point I will be able to teach all sorts of exciting scuba activities! Until then i am busy studying my ass off. ...


And that's not even all of my study material. There are like eight other books to read... Long ones. With tiny print. But it's going to be AWESOME!!!! And although the parts i'm reading now are pretty much the most boring things ever, it's going to be so good when i'm actually working on things i love to do! Wheee!

Get Pumped!!! And for those of you out there who have always dreamed of becoming a scuba diver, it will soon be time to make those dreams a reality!

xoxo,

scuba kim

Thursday, March 12, 2009

My latest Creation!!!


That's right. It's a mermaid. And i embroidered the name Tayah on it for my friend Warren's daughter.

Useless skills at their finest.